Calling home

Buldeep singh went to Colombo for official matter and called to his
house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Buldeep singh : Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Buldeep singh : Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Buldeep singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?


Buldeep singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them,
come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some
time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...


Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Buldeep singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Buldeep singh : What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Buldeep singh : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!